// the wearable key · supporter v1

Two hats. Only ever two.

The stacked logo lives on exactly two garments in the history of this company — and when the V1 run is done, it retires with them. First hats, forever.

$75 · SHIPPED · ANYWHERE IN CANADA

made to order · ottawa · every hat funds a full bench test

photo coming soon

The Green

forest crown · the white stack

Deep forest green wearing the stacked logo in white. The flagship — the one that says it out loud.

photo coming soon

The Grey

stone crown · the green stack

Quiet grey wearing the stacked logo in green. The one for people who like being asked about it.

The honest math — because that’s how we do everything

About $28 of your $75 is the hat itself and the hands that make it — a local Canadian with a home-based business, right here in Ottawa, sewing each one to order. Shipping comes out of the middle.

The rest covers one full bench test. A hat literally funds a review — and you’ll see it land in the ledger, receipts and all.

We’re not big on supporter tags around here. The hat IS the tag.

It’s a thank-you — with a lifetime membership sewn in

Let’s be plain about what this is: support for the testing bench, said once, properly. The hat is our thank-you — and it carries lifetime membership in Dark Wiki. Not a subscription. Not a renewal. A founding supporter, permanently on the wall and permanently in the room.

One hat — one funded bench test — one lifetime membership
An honourary credit in the Support Hall of Fame — your name, up where the thanks live, permanently
The V1 stacked logo never appears on anything else, ever
The member-approved line comes later — the room votes what we make next
A seat at the design table — if you like. V1 holders get first voice on what the merch line becomes

And years from now, when someone spots the stacked logo across a room — those in the know will know.

The one-off — V1 holders only, forever

One more thing that will never be offered to anyone else: as a V1 holder you get the option of a one-off — a single custom piece, designed with you and made just for you by the same Ottawa hands. One of one. Yours alone.

We’re not big on velvet ropes around here. We are, it turns out, very big on one-of-ones.

ORDER YOURS — EMAIL THE FOUNDER